Since sakkebomb 's answer is so close to mine, I can't resist.

I am driving my old 64 1/2 Ford Mustang and I am up in Big Bear. I get on a straightaway and gun the engine and drive right off the side of the cliff, continuing to pound the gas pedal as I soar into the air in slow motion.

I think about my life and my passions as I hurtle towards the ground and ( Read more... )

Watching Badder Santa while drinking a margarita and decorating our tree. That's been a tradition for a few years now.

Or it could be hauling my ass up on the roof and hanging lights while the neighbors drive by and stare. Note to self - next year wear jeans to protect legs from the roof shingles. Sweats didn't cut it.

We like to get drunk and blow shit up (which often includes ourselves)
 

Writing about it on LJ of course! (He're looking at you, Google, TD Ameritrade, etc.)

Then if that doesn't work, there's always the drinking option. 

 I miss Pluto. When I was a kid, I made one of those craft projects and we had to choose three planets to showcase. I chose Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto. I don't think it's fair that it got demoted. I will always think of Pluto as a planet.

 Hmmm, there are so many to choose from.

Soda. Yes yes, I still drink it. I went cold turkey for so long and then fell off the wagon. I still dont drink as much as I used to.

Cuss. Yes I know its so unladylike, but I swear like a sailor unless I'm with the church group. (Although last week, when we were in our small group with the other couple, I was ( Read more... )